The Late Dictator Ferdinand Franco Throws Support to Tet Kruz
With Super-Tuesday Presidential primary elections tomorrow endorsements and support for candidates is important. The Zillary for President committee is hopeful of a boosting endorsement by black comedic actor and educator Bill Cosby. Zillary, whose fame rests largely upon being the white of former President Sir Edmund Gill Favour Oxford, said she has done more for American blacks than anyone, even more than for Benghazzi, and would continue to do so if elected. The Christie Kreme Donut Good Old Boy said Trump goes best with his latte.
Late Dictator Ferdinand Franco's super PAC threw support to the Tet Kruz for President campaign overnight where it was day. Declaring that Senator Kruz represents the best Madrid-Seville-Havana-Montreal-Austin axis of Republican revolutionary espiritu the support to put down recrudescent communards of the civil war heritage was welcomed by the Kruz campaign promising to kiss the dictator's sarcophagus when next in Spain as a true product du Kannaduh
In other campaign comedic news Senator Markyo Rubes received support from the Che Guevara memorial PAC and Chicago Ladies Auxiliary White Submissivist PAC leader Wolfina Blues. Campaign jokesperson Ruby Tuesday said the hounds of hell would descendf from the heavens on his political rivals soon. Donald Trump got endorsement from KKK PAC leader David Duke. Duke, famous for attending a meeting in Tehran during the Amadinijob era on the fictitious lies and half-truths holocaust tour concerning Jews is associated with a Super PAC for Trump. Super PACS may be formed without a candidate's knowledge or consent. Trump declined to put the Klan hangman's noose hyper-link symbol on his website in exchange for the endorsement saying he didn't know Duke.
An Iranian-Cuban-ISIS Super PAC for continuing President Obama's policies also formed to support the Zillary Eastwood for President of Wealthysleague College campaign. She said she is running for President of the U.S.A., and they said they were awaiting support for a nuclear warhead development program and deserved them before Libya.